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Nothing Wins Grandmas, that's fo sho. I'll tell you a bunch of good reasons why should you hang out/travel/live with grandma.

1. Rule number one : move slowly. The slower the better. Walk slowly, eat slowly and even rest slowly. And after those slow motions, do nothing and relax. Grandmas are taking it easy.

2. Grandmas love dining and baking. If you are lucky enough, you will get the most delicious cakes,pies,mousses and doughnuts ever, thanks to your lovely grandma. Or somebody elses grandma.

3. Grandmas always have time to listen your problems, always have time to solve your heartbreaks, always have time to worry about your injuries, always have time to have a discussion about something. They have time to share their experiences, memories and stories. Grandmas have always time for you.

4. The older grandma is, the louder she is laughing. These women are ridiculously funny! Just talk with them and you'll see what I'm talking about.

5. You don't need to talk about skateboarding, ice-hockey, biking, working, studying or whatsoever. Instead you can talk about funerals, hurting ligaments, passed-by relatives, heartattacks and grandchildren. Grandmas have their own businesses going all the time.

Nothing Wins Grandpas is coming up next. Keep your grandmas near ya, they are the most golden people out there.

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